Serious Ham

“Give a hamster his food, and he’ll be fed for a day. Give a hamster growth supplements and a massive hamster wheel and he’ll start a hamster war.” – Xi Jin Ping

Once upon a time, in a land close, close away, a hamster had finally had enough of its monotonous life. Finding his owner’s muscle growth supplements, the hamster grew to incredible sizes. Fashioning a new hamster wheel out of castrated iron, the hamster now wants payback for all those times he’s been pet and poked in the ears.